Minutes -  4/09/13

Mustache Cabinet

Free Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd

People who are here:

2

3 proxy

4

5

6

7

8

Quads:

2

3 proxy

4 proxy

OC 1

OC 2 proxy

OC 3 proxy

Pres

EVP

IVP

Chief Justice

Treasuere

Secretary

Frshman Rep

Amod

Fuckers who planned things at the same time as cabinet (who were proxied):
Karl, Joey, Ben Ong, The two other OC reps that aren’t Sal.

Gripes

-There 3 OC reps. Sal is being annoying at me. The usual

-We have to wait for food. I don’t know what he’s talking about. Oh wait, he’s talking about food break. I didn’t realize that at first.

Anti Gripes:

-Girls soccer! Woooo!!!!

-Baccanalia

-Going away party for Steve and Laura (Pssst... This is also a gripe FYI)

Masters/RA

-Sam Waters has relapsed in cancer

-Making paper cranes in Masters house for Sam.

-Card in Nancy’s office come and sign for Sam.

Committee heads for stuff

-I’m not going to write down all of these right now.

-The power-point to see all of the committees is too large for me to attach, however, you can download it here:https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B8mKpkbG0bYJTkx4VndVTVNEelk/edit

-Damn, there are like so many committees.

-Except for me, man, I look great. If I was a meme, I would be the incredibly photogenic guy meme. I think. Maybe not. I don’t even know what the fuck.

-Now Archie is whining about something. I don’t really know what. Now a bunch of people are talking... now it is time for the...:

Food Break!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13tnjh3dZw4

I hope someone brings me a cookie. Otherwise I’m just stuck here with no cookies, which is a sad thing. But the line is so long, its like a million people long. Trust me. Okay, its not a line anymore, just a mass of people fighting for cookies. I still don’t think anyone is going to bring me something. Maybe there will be leftovers. Yay Amod! He brought me a cookie. Def the best person in the EC. Also the best person in the world.

[This is where my moustache fell off. Sad day]

Okay, food break is over.

Just kidding, we’re chill for a little longer. Longest break for food ever. Man, John Lloyd’s moustache looks creepy.

Okay, now its over for real.

EC Vision and Goals

President John:

-John’s getting a twitter? Maybe a presidential twitter, or maybe you just want to follow JBag.

-Newsletter: Some people give it a thumbs up. John Lloyd wants it to be funnier.

Larisa:

-Larisa isn’t sure whether the SA does things. Now she is sure that they do stuff.

-You should come to her if you’re curious as to whether or not the SA does stuff.

ECs:

-Communication about stuff.

-Food committee gets $10. Thats right, our entire food budget next year is $10. We’re fucked.

-Committee retreat on Sunday 20 April

Treasurer/Secretary

-We want to make the college more integrated.

-Inter-flor dinner. Sounds more like....FLOOR DATING. HOT! But really, we got some sexy sexy men on 2nd floor next year. We also have basically only guys on 2nd floor next year. So maybe if girls come to 2nd that would be cool. Not being creepy. Just lonely.

CJ:

-New alcohol policy coming in the next weekend or so.

-Wants to get justices involved on specific floors.

-Private party forms. Keep filling them out. Ya’ll have done a good job with this.

-CJ talk being held next week after the alcohol talk is held

-Martel does guy/girl talk every month, we do that like twice ever. Now we’re going to do it more often. At the talks, girls can paint their nails, guys can shave their heads. Katherine knows nothing about what guys do apparently.

Parliamentarian:

-Update constitution because it doesn’t really exist good right now

-Make it more “user friendly” and less boring. Don’t know what user friendly means. Maybe touch screens. If you put touch screens on it, it’ll probably be much more awesome and user friendly.

Baccannalia

-Baccannalia is on Saturday.

-There is some powerpoint. This one is also attached. Man, this is like a powerpoint party.

-Everyone should be involved. Including the upperclassmen, so we want upperclassmen to sign up for shifts.

-Meeting on Friday evening for Freshman who are serving/security.

-There is a penis in the security plan.

-Oh wait that is the deck/tree, nevermind.

-Caregiving: Giving out bagels, which is a great idea.

-If you see someone who looks too drunk, contact justices/socials, caregivers are going to be in vator lobby, so bring them there.

-We’re moving bikes away from bike racks in front of commons.

-Cleaning up and setting up we need volunteers. Its fun according to Allison?

Now Joe is talking

-You should totally contribute to Baccanalia in some way, because this is why we are awesome. Well, one of the reasons, we have lots of reasons, but we shouldn’t stop now. Okay guys?

-Please please please please please support them.

-Look out for one another. Even your friends. Especially your friends. Don’t be afraid to call caregivers/EMS.

-Only drink in the public party if you’re 21, have an id, have a wristband, not too intoxicated, you have to get it from a server.

Slackers

-Owldays: Don’t give prospies hard alcohol. Also any alcohol. It’s for their own sake because admission can get revoked. EMS amnisty does not apply to prospies. But still call EMS.

-Spoco show, 8:00 on Thursday.

-Intercollegiate: Tailgate on Friday at Sid. Then baseball game.

-R2: Launch party on Friday. Courtney Brown will be reading.

-French Movie night tomorrow.

-The producers is on Thursday, Friday, Saturday

-Mauritius is on Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Ben Seidensticker is in it. Its pretty good. I saw it last week.

-Recycle the cups. Well, I guess you didn’t need to know that you minute reader, but it is something that happened at cabinet. Just so you know.

And thats it! Thats cabinet.

Oh, wait... Whats that?

Kinda Sketchy Show

This Wednesday AND Thursday

at

10:17 PM

in

McMurtry Commons

Be there or B^2

But really, don’t let me down, it will be the best experience of your life.

Maybe.